This is the spot to lighten things up...
Laughter is always the best medicine
besides...it takes a lot less muscles to smile than it does to frown!

Charlie was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his 
wife Mary to Home Depot. 
At Home Depot, Mary saw a beautiful Bathroom faucet while she was waiting for 
Walt, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer. 
When Walt was finished, Mary asked 'How much for that faucet?' 
Walt replied, 'That's pewter and it costs $300.' 'My goodness that sure is a lot 
of money!' Mary exclaimed. 
  

 Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy, and 
Walt went to the back room to find it. 
From the back room Walt yelled, 'Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?' 
 
" No,  but I will for the faucet." 
... and this is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot.